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“Green Jobs” czar resigns
Republicans called him “red”;
Jones had STORM-y past.

Jones had said that Bush
knew 9/11 would come
and let it happen.

That’s just crazy talk.
What kind of politician
would say stuff like that?

Senator McCain
on jobless rate , bonuses:
“What’s wrong with picture?”

Incredulity
is like Claude Rains’ Renault, shocked
at gambling at Rick’s