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		<title>Anger begs for a manual  typewriter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many a sly aside
has been clattered quietly out
on a computer keyboard.
And flame-wars waged with
ergonomic, wrist-cushioning comfort
But for real anger, you need a typewriter.
The permanence of ink pounded into
bleached tree pulp, acid free
The stabbing of the fingers at  levered keys,
launching steel catapaults of text that strike
a ribbon, hammer striking ink,
launching paper bullet.
Writing by hand takes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many a sly aside<br />
has been clattered quietly out<br />
on a computer keyboard.<br />
And flame-wars waged with<br />
ergonomic, wrist-cushioning comfort<br />
But for real anger, you need a typewriter.</p>
<p>The permanence of ink pounded into<br />
bleached tree pulp, acid free<br />
The stabbing of the fingers at  levered keys,<br />
launching steel catapaults of text that strike<br />
a ribbon, hammer striking ink,<br />
launching paper bullet.</p>
<p>Writing by hand takes too long<br />
to sustain the passion<br />
The typewriter is its own war drum<br />
The rhythm keeps the vitriol fresh<br />
Until the paper runs out. Or is pulled out,<br />
and balled, and tossed into a wastebasket<br />
to be forgotten or in haste posted<br />
like a fire-and-forget missile<br />
striking long after the anger has cooled.</p>
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		<title>The president spoke/but childr&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://headlinehaiku.com/?p=38</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The president spoke/but children could not listen/&#8217;cuz Glenn Beck said so.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The president spoke/but children could not listen/&#8217;cuz Glenn Beck said so.</p>
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		<title>Dressing in the dark/results i&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://headlinehaiku.com/?p=36</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:51:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dressing in the dark/results in a monochrome/brown, brown and more brown.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dressing in the dark/results in a monochrome/brown, brown and more brown.</p>
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		<title>@Danny_DeVito &#8217;s/ shirtless tw&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://headlinehaiku.com/?p=35</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[@Danny_DeVito &#8217;s/ shirtless twitter profile pic: / goodbye, appetite.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@<a href="http://twitter.com/Danny_DeVito" class="aktt_username">Danny_DeVito</a> &#8217;s/ shirtless twitter profile pic: / goodbye, appetite.</p>
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		<title>Awww, poor lobbyists</title>
		<link>http://headlinehaiku.com/?p=31</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lobbyists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unemployment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Awww, poor lobbyists
the recession has hit them.
Cut the price of votes!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/05/AR2009090502419.html?wpisrc=newsletter" target="_blank">Awww, poor lobbyists</a><br />
the recession has hit them.<br />
Cut the price of votes!</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s been 40 years/since Shagg&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://headlinehaiku.com/?p=28</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[1969]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[agony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cartoon]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been 40 years/since Shaggy first called Scooby./Can he please stop now?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been 40 years/since Shaggy first called Scooby./Can he please stop now?</p>
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		<title>Bombs away a cell call away</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Afghanistan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bomb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[casualties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[civilian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[explosion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[German Army]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satellite phone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Taliban]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trucking]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Based on a phone call
the German colonel ordered
special delivery
The 500 pound
bomb blew up the tanker truck
and burned a hundred
The informant gave
new meaning to &#8220;reach out and
touch someone&#8221;, I think.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/05/AR2009090502832.html?wpisrc=newsletter" target="_blank">Based on a phone call</a><br />
the German colonel ordered<br />
special delivery</p>
<p>The 500 pound<br />
bomb blew up the tanker truck<br />
and burned a hundred</p>
<p>The informant gave<br />
new meaning to &#8220;reach out and<br />
touch someone&#8221;, I think.</p>
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		<title>Labor Day Weekend</title>
		<link>http://headlinehaiku.com/?p=22</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 16:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[labor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Labor Day weekend-
we waited all summer long
to drink to its end.
The rest of the world
celebrates labor May 1
but that&#8217;s socialist.
Vacationless, we
who labor precarious
toss beer cans for points
Summer of oh-nine
may you fade in memory
when good times return
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Labor Day weekend-<br />
we waited all summer long<br />
to drink to its end.</p>
<p>The rest of the world<br />
celebrates labor May 1<br />
but that&#8217;s socialist.</p>
<p>Vacationless, we<br />
who labor precarious<br />
toss beer cans for points</p>
<p>Summer of oh-nine<br />
may you fade in memory<br />
when good times return</p>
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		<title>Green Jobs Czar Resigns/</title>
		<link>http://headlinehaiku.com/?p=12</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[9/11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advisor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[communist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conspiracy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[environment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[republican]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Green Jobs&#8221; czar resigns
Republicans called him &#8220;red&#8221;;
Jones had STORM-y past.
Jones had said that Bush
knew 9/11 would come
and let it happen.
That&#8217;s just crazy talk.
What kind of politician
would say stuff like that?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/06/us/politics/06vanjones.html?src=twt&amp;twt=nytimes" target="_blank">&#8220;Green Jobs&#8221; czar resigns</a><br />
Republicans called him &#8220;red&#8221;;<br />
Jones had <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standing_Together_to_Organize_a_Revolutionary_Movement" target="_blank">STORM</a>-y past.</p>
<p>Jones had said that Bush<br />
knew 9/11 would come<br />
and let it happen.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s just crazy talk.<br />
What kind of politician<br />
<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27022487/ns/politics-decision_08/" target="_self">would say stuff like that?</a></p>
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		<title>Shocked, shocked.</title>
		<link>http://headlinehaiku.com/?p=10</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 13:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dual haiku]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insincerity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[republican]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unemployment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Senator McCain
on jobless rate , bonuses:
&#8220;What&#8217;s wrong with picture?&#8221;
Incredulity
is like Claude Rains&#8217; Renault, shocked
at gambling at Rick&#8217;s
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://twitter.com/SenJohnMcCain" target="_blank">Senator McCain</a><br />
on jobless rate , bonuses:<br />
&#8220;What&#8217;s wrong with picture?&#8221;</p>
<p>Incredulity<br />
is like Claude Rains&#8217; Renault, shocked<br />
at gambling at Rick&#8217;s</p>
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