headline haiku

Labor Day weekend-
we waited all summer long
to drink to its end.

The rest of the world
celebrates labor May 1
but that’s socialist.

Vacationless, we
who labor precarious
toss beer cans for points

Summer of oh-nine
may you fade in memory
when good times return

Senator McCain
on jobless rate , bonuses:
“What’s wrong with picture?”

Incredulity
is like Claude Rains’ Renault, shocked
at gambling at Rick’s